Let's meet (soccer)Player Takahashi Tazeko(-Sama)~!

Marcus: ... ; v ; ''Nothinnngg~ :3''
Tazeko: ... e___e ''Maaarcus? e______e'' *SUSPECTING SOMETHING*

Minashi: “Please tell uuus~~~?" :3 “Please, Marcy-sama~?"

Marcus: ... :3 “Owkaayyyy~~~~~ C: I hacked into Tazeko his YouTube channel and I uploaded a video of... SOMETHING C:“ *smiles innocently*
Tazeko: ............................................... “FFFUUUUU MARCUS NOOO XDDDD What did you upload QQ;;?“

Minashi: …… xDDDD "You guys' kissing scene maybe~?"

Marcus: “No I quickly made a videi: 10 things you don't know about Tazeko C:“
Tazeko: ....... jskdkpldldkdkkkf

Minashi: "He is secretly gay and what are the other nine things, may I ask~?" *laughs*

Marcus: “You should watch the video :>“
Tazeko: ;___________;

Minashi: ^w^ "Okaaay~~~ Ne, Taze-chan, I am gonna borrow your pc for watching the video~" *runs to his pc*

Marcus: “Have fun watching, dear :3333“
Tazeko: ;____; “NONONONO.“ *runs after Minashi as fast as he can xD*

Minashi: *runs to the pc and turns it on* #Me wanna see it~#

Marcus: *evil mode activated, BOOP c: *
Tazeko: *stands behind Minashi* “Oh God I hope it's not embarrassing xD“

Minashi: *looks at Taz with an innocent grin* "But I hope it is~~"

Tazeko: “You, lady, are the devil.“ *laughs a little* ..... “WHAT. Marcus only uploaded it and already ten thousand views? O.o Urhhhhhh I'm dead :C“

Minashi ; "But I am innocent~" *laughs* "You're famous, my luv~"  *clikcs on the play button*

Tazeko: ... D: ''Sometimes... I hate being this famous.'' *sob. Watches the video*
Marcus in the video: ''Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy everyone~! :3 My name is Marcus, which you.. probably already know.. ; v ; Anyway. I hacked into Tazeko's account and I decided to create a video quickly and upload it. MISSION SUCCEEDED. :3 And it's callleeddddd~~ Ten Things you didn't know about Tazeko. Well. Not yet :33''
Tazeko: >:CC

Minashi : "Awh c'mon, it can't be very bad, right~?" :3

Tazeko: ... ''Meh D:''
Marcus(Video): ''FIIIIRSSTT FACCCT~! Tazeko confessed to me today :') which means he is in love with me :3''
Marcus: *stands next to them* :'DDDDDDDDDDDDDd ''This is my best video ever ^^''

Minashi: ^___^;; "People like it xD"

Tazeko: :lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Marcus(video): ''Cute, right?^^ Okay, second fact :333 Tazeko always eats in his sleep, for example his sheets or his pillow. Oh, and sometimes he even moans. C:''
Marcus: :'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Minashi: "I didn't know he moans in his sleep xDDD God. Marcy. This video is awesome~!"

Tazeko: ............................................. /sobbing.
Marcus: Ikr! It gets better :3
Marcus(video): All right. Third one. ^^ When Minashi, his girlfriend(whomhiscute), isn't there and he loses in a game; he always angrily screams out her name, waiting for her to come? :3

het is zo moeilijk 10 facts te bedenken. BUT YOLO.

Minashi: ... *laughs* "That's sooooooooo kawaii~~~!!" xD

Tazeko: ..................................... /ORZ ''N--Not true.''
Marcus: ''It is. xD Last time you lost in Assassins Creed Brotherhood you yelled at me: FUCK THIS SHIT! WHERE THE FUCK IS MINASHI TO KILL THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG I FUCKING NEED HER NOW >:C ... In the end you just fell into the water. c:''
Marcus(video): ''Okay. That's cute, right? :3 FOUURTHHH~ Before Tazeko got into a relationship with Minashi, I'm not going fully detailed now since I promised him not to tell certain things WIGGLE... Anyway before that, he kept asking me for help; SOMEONE WHO NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP. He was about to give up on her since our sweet Minashi was too stubborn :3 And it took him too long, he said. AFTER 5 DAYS. .... .... Player. e v e''

Minashi: “Oaahh~~ Is it true? That is soooo kawaii, really~" *hugs Taz*

Tazeko: *sob sob* ''Y--yes. it is true djfgadfdfh. I'm not cute D:<''
Marcus: ^________________________________________^
Marcus(video): ''Fiiiiiifffthhhh faccttt 8DDDD Now we are talking about Tazeko and Minashi... Let's continue that :3 Anyway. Once Minashi was perhaps one minute late; but in that one minute Tazeko totally freaked out and 110? that is 911 in America, btw :3 He thought something terribly happened to her ; v ;''